"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
12/14/2015 at 14:02 • Filed to: None | 1 | 4 |
This might be my favorite thing the Onion has ever posted.
Snuze: Needs another Swede
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
12/14/2015 at 14:08 | 0 |
Head Crusher by Megadeth.
PanchoVilleneuve ST
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
12/14/2015 at 14:12 | 1 |
My two favorites:
Coyote is very swift.
McMike
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
12/14/2015 at 14:15 | 0 |
That was amazing.
BobintheMtns
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
12/14/2015 at 14:36 | 0 |
The Onion used to have a satelite office here in Boulder, and a buddy of mine met a few of them at a bar one night. While chatting with him, they mentioned that they had a list of their top 10 favorite headlines at their office. Brian (my Buddy) asked what was #1:
“
Tee-Ball Stand at Special Olympics Pitches Perfect Game
”